Things that briefly relieve my grumpiness, John Banks edition (happy post 1 of 1, this will never happen again)

Sheer genius from LadyNews.Yes, both are genuine quotes from John Banks. The veracity of the Superman quotes cannot be verified at this time. Abortion quote courtesy of ALRANZ.

I think these two comics say almost everything that needs to be said about John Banks. Pity his launch into the sun wasn’t caught on some sort of surveillance camera though…